Recourceful..... is not the word.
Bland obsolete and a dire need to be smiling and thinking what fun it is to be me at this precise second. "Television," you might say, "would solve this." I would only shrug my shouldars and sigh, but maybe if you were here to talk to this wouldn't be a problem.

Numb fingers and dead legs that\'s the level of excitement I feel at this present moment.